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So there was a man who died and goes up to the pearly gates and meets Saint Peters there who tells him that though he had been good, he wasn't allowed in heaven. He had to first visit hell and then make the choice to go to heaven (they had been in a crazy lawsuit coz they didn't give people the option before).



So the man pulls one of those "Ooookkkaaay, let's do this" and ends up in hell for a day. In hell there is a party! I mean their playing his favourite music, the girls laugh at his jokes, the drink until the morning, eat all the junk food they can - I mean it was a ball.



So the guy runs back to Saint Peters and says "Forget going to heaven where everyone is eating right, reading books, and playing the harp! I'm going to hell. Where can I sign?!" Saint Peters wonders why they have lost a whole bunch of good people to hell. He figures that they must have changed their marketing or something there. "Oh well, sign here" he says.



So when the man goes back to hell, everything is gloomy. People are moaning, it's dark, hot, and the wind is howling. It's a very sad place. So the man then runs over to the devil to find out whats up. "Devil! Devil!"" he says "Where's that party I was at yesterday?" "Where are all the girls and drinks and all the awesome time I had?". The devil turns to him and says "Well, last night you were a prospect. Today you're a client"



Welcome to Avid. Today you're a Client.